Shop the Facade

Welcome to Shop the Facade — your one-stop destination for curated props that scream “I’m deep, sensitive, and interesting,” even if your personality hasn’t caught up yet.

From canvas totes with bold text to fake book covers, matcha sippers, and vinyl sleeves, every product is designed to elevate your performative aesthetic.

Perfect for coffee dates, Instagram stories, or simply walking around pretending you read more than Wikipedia.

Because nothing says authenticity like carefully crafted inauthenticity.

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