The Prop Tote

Carry your curated identity with ease. Spacious enough for unread novels, sleek enough for overpriced lattes, and durable enough to hold the weight of your carefully constructed facade.

Whether you’re heading to a coffee shop to “journal” or just want strangers to assume you’ve read Murakami twice, this tote has you covered. Literally.

• 100% cotton canvas

• Durable straps for everyday performance

• Roomy enough for books, vinyls, and existential crises

• Minimalist design that goes with every “deep” outfit

Why you’ll love it: Because nothing says “I get it” like a tote bag filled with things you’ll never use.